People like you are why almost exclusively attractive people make good money in the entertainment business.

Do you also appreciate the Muppets on a much deeper level than us?

it takes around 2 minutes to read a recap, and around 45 minutes to watch the show. i just check in every so often to confirm it’s still incredibly stupid.

I just kind of get a laugh out of it being the ultimate, most absurd example one can pull out when pointing out the fact that that the TV machine can and will do their damnedest to process absolutely anything into a cop show.

Because nothing says “cool on the Internet” like shitting on something people like.

As someone who loved Carey’s Lucifer series - this feels like a pretty weak take. It feels like comparing Asimov’s I, Robot and I, Robot the movie - they’re clearly not trying to do the same thing.

As someone who has read the original comic book—and lamented that we never got a straight adaptation of it—it’s...this one’s still pretty good. It’s barely an adaption. It just shares “the Devil in LA” and some names. So I don’t consider it an adaptation. It’s the Keanu Reeves “Constantine”—basically its own thing and…

Half of them look moments away from a massive coronary.

I agree completely. Yes the military has serious problems with white supremacy and general idiocy of some members, but as an institution they are not too likely to fall in line with this idiot, whether or not he is their commander in chief. He is totally imagining things. 

How Trump envisions his “biker gang” vs reality:

What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A Hoover has only one dirtbag on it!

Oh there’s a fair number of people who would just cream themselves over the chance to go down “protecting their freedoms” against the military no matter who was president.

Predictable, and also predictable that Republicans will waive off concerns with bad faith trolling about how “liberals are too sensitive”. They watched a politician assault a journalist and didn’t blink.

They might support him politically but I have serious doubts that we’d see the US military (federal) moving on American citizens on his behalf. Not only does America not have that cultural habit, a fair amount of the ‘military’ are state troops, not to mention the number of civilians who own guns (not all of whom…

No, he does not have the support of the military. At best, he might have 1/3 of the support, the rest would openly rebel. He constantly undermines the leadership of the US military, putting words in their mouths, ignoring their advice in matters of combat. And the most important lesson that even the inbred monarchs of…

LOL @ “Bikers For Trump”. I’ve actually seen a handful of these gray-bearded slobbering goobers desperately trying to act all “hard” and “tough” on their farty Pop-Pop motorcycles with their cheesy cartoon vests. The only “fear” those losers generate is the fear of wetting yourself in laughter. 

Does the military support trump, though? They never seemed that crazy about him to me....ETA and if trump thinks I’m afraid of him, he’s right, I’m afraid I might die laughing at his incredible stupidity, which becomes  more apparent every time he opens his fat mouth...

I’m sure someone on Fox will tell us we can’t take a joke.

Ah yes, we all remember how the Republicans in Congress never engaged in any investigations at all, and certainly none that were bad-faith and that they ADMITTED were intended to affect a rival party candidate’s poll numbers. Always on the up-and-up with those congressional Republicans.