So that’s how cops “level up”. I get it now... they’re pigs. Right?

Is that picture under the text him as a younger man? How did you get that?!?!

This needs more stars.

No chicken sandwich will ever be so good that it’ll be worth ignoring that shit.

I love most of the people commenting in this thread. You’re so good. Just SO goddamned good.

I’ve never seen that before. It brought me to tears. Anyone who takes this down is absolute garbage.

I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT!!!

But he used his *strong* interweb voice, so listen up y’all!

I used to get all of my legal advice from internet forums, but I learned a lot in jail, so now I only trust SOME of the legal advice I read in the comments section.

JoBags!

That’s not how whoring works...

I agree. FUCK Frank.

All of this. I hope others made it...

That is Pulitzer stuff right there. Thanks for the link.

We played Superfreak 20 times in a row once. We left after 5 spins. People were starting to look around and angry whisper as to just “who in the fuck needs their head kicked in?” I hope we got the rest of those spins.

A maze balls. Yes.

I thought it might be Herschel. You’re probably right though.

Well... Mookie Blaylock being their first choice. Dudes had trouble naming that band.

CANNED!

C’mon... you know why...