I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT!!!

But he used his *strong* interweb voice, so listen up y’all!

I used to get all of my legal advice from internet forums, but I learned a lot in jail, so now I only trust SOME of the legal advice I read in the comments section.

JoBags!

That’s not how whoring works...

I agree. FUCK Frank.

All of this. I hope others made it...

That is Pulitzer stuff right there. Thanks for the link.

We played Superfreak 20 times in a row once. We left after 5 spins. People were starting to look around and angry whisper as to just “who in the fuck needs their head kicked in?” I hope we got the rest of those spins.

A maze balls. Yes.

I thought it might be Herschel. You’re probably right though.

Well... Mookie Blaylock being their first choice. Dudes had trouble naming that band.

CANNED!

C’mon... you know why...

Jesus...

Like she NEEDED to use the sex...

What? You,ve never seen a slob with no business being in the role he’s in before?

This was good. Thank you for a good thing.

Please follow up with pic of you on a regular cycle so we can properly tear you down! Kindly of course...

This got me good. Thank you.