No way. Those super cheap cherry pies where it’s basically jelly on a shitty under cooked crust. Or pecan pie. That is inedible. Way too fucking dense.

Anna’s opinions are the only right opinions, on both the racist nature of this otherwise excellent holiday and on pie. Also:

I’m normally all about pointing out double standards rooted in bitterness at chauvinism / patriarchy masquerading as actual feminism... but I’m not at all certain this is it. Other than a general sense that one should make at least a minor attempt to educate one’s partner about their unpleasant habits or behavior…

Was going to say this was a crappy article, but it turned out to be a gas!

So happy for Empress Rih! And the knowledge that our community has played such a huge role in her success makes it that much sweater.

Worth kneeling for as well

fuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuu

She’s nice. I’d make all 40 shades NC30 and darker and hit them with, “It’s a new line. We’ll expand out shade selection at a later date.”

And cold blooded...

Aspeculiar as this seems, I think it’s happened before.

I’m going to proactively ask that everyone CAN it with the puns.

That is ssssshameful.

I can’t be mad at this kid, especially if what he said about his brother being killed by the police is true. Of course it was a shitty, thoughtless thing to do to the slain officer’s family, but being shitty and thoughtless is the coin of the realm when you’re 16.

The United States doesn’t actually have an official language.

If you’re not watching In the Kitchen with David, I don’t know what to tell you.

I took mandarin in a Chicago pubic school. English is still the official language of America. Eat better thought food.

AGREED. He doesn’t get nearly enough appreciation for the fantastic work he does on a daily basis.

(So, hey, this is only slightly related but I’m saying it because I can’t recall seeing a post directly by you that I can say this in: You are consistantly my favorite part of the Gizmodo media group. Keep up the fantastic work!)

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

Getting this shirt STAT.