This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

Maybe if they were playing in a city that was located near active government agencies. But they’re playing in DC.

I’m such a sucker for this crap. god dammit, self, stop crying at your desk!

That’s beside the point!!

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

I’ll agree if you’re only speaking about machines. If I’m doing heavy deadlift/squats I’m taking my time between sets. You either wait or ask to work in, but I’m not rushing because of someone else.

Yes, but how are her Milkshakes?

Where the double hell do you......?

*Slap*

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

I put the blame for this loss squarely on Drake.

omg

I heard that about Barack Obama in 2007.

Wrong link

“ I’m also pretty sure as a thirty-eight year-old white guy, I can’t possibly understand all the angles from which your viewpoint is informed, so in general I try to just read with an open mind.”

the hitler

Oh fuck yourself.

I love her music but I am still struggling to forgive her for supporting Cosby.

white crop tops.