This reminded so much of the movie “The Nightcrawler” with Jake Gyllenhaal.

...and Rottweilers, German Shepherds, blow darts, crossbows, compound bows, Mace, pepper spray, Claymores, and, of course, guns!*

In my radicalization over the past three weeks, I’ve come to the conclusion that Fox “News” needs to issue an apology to the whole fucking country for ruining our parents.

I didn’t realize this was a distress call. I can see how it might make sense in some contexts (e.g., at sea?), but in the context of a normal old American home... If you’re in immediate danger and have enough time to flip your flag upside down on its pole, maybe that time is better spent getting away or alerting…

Yeah, this is pushing into home invasion, stand your ground territory. My guns never have and never will be pointed at a person, but in the right circumstance my hockey stick and pit bull* might be. 

Maybe it’ll be the same day a group of wild women* overtake Fox News and hang a blubbering Sean Hannity out the window!

Suggestion:. If someone is on your property uninvited, asked them ONCE to leave. If they don’t comply, immediately call the police and protect yourself in your home.

The shitweasel should come to my house. I flew my flag upside down after the election. If he put his foot in my door he’d get a heck of a surprise, though. My male German Shepherd doesn’t suffer fools kindly.

One of these days, one of these mild mannered college presidents is going to smack down Jesse Watters in full view of everyone. And that, friends, we could run on pay per view.

THANK YOU! I can’t wait til the “wrong kind” uses this defense (I don’t want anyone to get hurt at all but) in court. Turn that shit right back on them. I hate Trump, but thinking about getting a conceal and carry license, cause fuck em, I can do it too! (I probably won’t wahh wahh)

Oh my god, if this dude would have pulled out a gun and told Watters to get off of his property, that would have been the best thing I’ve ever seen. There’s at least a 48% chance that Watters would’ve pissed himself.

Given that Fox is a big supporter of the 2nd amendment, it would behoove them to think twice about harassing folks at home.

Watters: Don’t you think you owe it to the veterans to explain yourself?

Lash: You’re giving speeches.

Jesus WEPT, Gabs! How about a fucking TRIGGER WARNING or NSFW label on this dealie— before we start scrolling down looking for news & find only a neverending cavalcade of horror photos?? I thought it’d be, like, 1 offending photo, but great baldheaded christ. This is like Faces of Death up in here.

I’m just so glad he doesn’t have an email server in a scary place.

...a disgusting, fat pig.

Am I to understand that a man who values women based on their appearance and who calls women he considers unattractive “dogs” and worse is worried about people judging him based on his appearance?

I don’t understand, does he not want them to print any pictures of him for the next 4 years?

But that just makes the misogyny and sexism and sexual assault an “afterthought”; which is how society apparently sees it anyways.