And how does the campaign bring a mother and 10 year old boy closer? What a stupid statement.

Wow these guys really didn’t expect to win, did they.

I can’t imagine Melania has any intention of fulfilling the duties— or even an idea what they are — of being First Lady.

Ok we must have posted at the same time!! This verbiage is so fucking bizarre to me. Of COURSE they are close- they are mother and child and that’s how it is supposed to be!!! WTF planet do these people live on that it’s of note to have positive family relationships???

I don’t understand what you’re implying. Like I said, it’s bizarre that anyone would go out of their way to note that a parent is close to their child. Parents are supposed to be close to their children.

The relationships in this family are so bizarre. Even the way the ”family source” talks about Melanie and Baron... “they’re very close”... well I would certainly fucking hope so?? He’s a child and that’s his mom, one would just assume they were close. It would only be noteworthy if they weren’t, am I right?

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.

Glad to see the Drumpfs upholding the Republicans’ tradition of fiscal responsibility by needlessly adding expense and complications to the presidential security arrangements.

Insecure? No Insecure. You’r insecure

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Look, another ancient white man dredged from the bottom of the swamp!

america, fuck no :( comin around to ruin the motherfuckin day

Did you know that narcissistic parents often pick a favorite child to dote on and a hated child to blame everything on and treat horribly? Poor fucking Tiffany. Wish she’d tell the world how awful he is already.

I see the resemblance. This one looks like Eric Trump.

I can almost get a handle on trump (ok not very much) but anytime I think about his mouth breathing family I go berserk

Secret Service: “Should we put a detail on your daughter Tiffany, sir?”

tRump:

The weird one that keeps bringing the reality of the situation home for me oddly is when I hear “First Lady Melania Trump”. I fucking can’t handle it.

“You look like a late-dynasty Hapsburg” is now my go-to insult for dumb people. Thanks!

And thank Christ for that. Her choices are either be ostracized or be like her other siblings: Ivanka has to avoid a priapic cryptofacist father and the two Trump boys look more inbred than late-dynasty Hapsburgs.