Mario Batali would be Brad’s husband now. Brad would be fat.

I’m unclear on the connection between undocumented folks and car accidents. Don’t US citizens also kill people in car accidents?

“Are you sure you didn’t want him to punch you and steal your wallet? You were pretty drunk, maybe you agreed to it.”

I mean, yes he is completely wrong on so many levels.

Yea can we stop with this bullshit, please?

Did you seriously just compare my violent sexual assault to someone having their car stolen? Fuck you. My body is not a flashy object on display and the PTSD I will suffer my entire life is a lot more to deal with than filing an insurance claim for a stolen vehicle. Fuck you.

Just remember to be nice, smile, and turn your potential rapist down gently but firmly so as to spare his feelings.

“You honor, my client should not be sentenced to jail for stealing that car, I’m not saying that car deserved to be stolen, but the care was expensive and nice, and an enticing red color. A young man should not have his life ruined because over a hot red car just left parked in the street.”

Wait, you were drunk when your wallet was stolen? How can you possibly know that you didn’t just give it away?

YOU JUST EQUATED MY BODY WITH A FUCKING CAR.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

I got blackout drunk last weekend. Here are some things I apparently did in that state:

Real talk, I air pop and then ruin/improve it by melting my own butter and dousing it with that amazingness, plus a metric ton of salt. So. Good.

First, drop the idea you can do this without pain; it’s never fun to ask for a divorce and this is a huge disruption of your lives. Your goal is to do this without cruelty, which sounds like it’s doable as he is not vicious or hurtful or dangerous.

We should just cut to the chase and outlaw regret.

It would be really great if people could recognize their personal experiences are not universal.

The same assholes who would sentence their daughters to cervical cancer rather than vaccinate them for the HPV virus.

Yes. Not only that their experiences are not universal, but that they don’t get to choose what other women regret. Life is full of choices and regrets- other people don’t get to make those decisions for you.

The UNBORN women. Not the born women. Remember, pro-lifers are concerned with ‘life,’ not the living.

“It’s lonely over here in the pro-life camp,” Kristan Hawkins, president of Students for Life of America”