Not to mention calling her a “supermodel” is beyond insulting and belittling given her DECADE-long body of acclaimed film work. But Adam fucking Levine is an actor and she isn’t? I’m not even a Keira Knightley fan but what a massive douche.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Or as a reply to your dentist’s office sending you an alert reminder for your upcoming appointment.

“Dearest,

Pants are tyranny!

buy diapers

The day a woman leaves an abusive relationship is the most dangerous day of her life—more so than childbirth.

Women are property and better dead than out of male control.

“If it weren’t for me, she might still be eating out of...the Subzero at Mia’s country house."

What andsmokeit said. <3_<3

Am I alone in thinking Torrmund is going to lay eyes on Briene and think, “holy trees! I need to make red headed warriors of both sexes with that goddess!”

I just have one question. (Ok, I have more than one, but this is the one I want answered....)

I’d be shocked if Jon and Dany don’t bone before this show is over. And now they have the lovely parallel of being the Unburnt and the Defrosted.

idk i feel like i could see her following her father’s beheading policy, asking brienne to teach her how to do it

me, sitting alone on my couch as thorne hears noises in the distance, whispering:

And I just learned that Sandia means watermelon.

When I diaper one of my twins he says “bye penis.”

I remember hearing a friend tell a story about her little girl seeing a little boy naked for the first time and she got all flustered and asked “why does that boy have a chicken leg on his front butt?”

I will.

See, I KNEW this, but never really thought about it. I will never be able to think of anything else each morning as I dispense Cetaphil into my hand to wash my face.