Even if 90% of the country thought it was wrong, we couldn’t fix it. You need the right 10% to be on board, and fixing the problem needs to be profitable to them.

Depressed Prince of Bel-Air.

OMG, A SEXIST FRATERNITY?!!?!? NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!

From the men congregating at shitty motels willing to accept a few bucks so they can afford basic necessities in exchange for being used to fulfill your sexual desires!

Sure, but they won’t for a moment doubt your story, and discourage you from getting it prosecuted, and try and force you to ‘think of the life of the guy who stole it’ instead of seeking justice.

Men have terrible eyesight, so if a man seems interested in you, freeze and remain completely immobile until his attention is drawn to someone else. Men compensate for their poor eyesight with a heightened sense of smell, so be sure to wear perfume that allows you to blend into your surroundings. For example, rub…

If you encounter a man in the wild, make yourself appear larger- open your jacket, raise your arms, throw stones, branches, etc., without turning away. Wave raised arms slowly, and speak slowly, firmly, loudly to communicate that you are not prey and may actually be a danger to it.

Wait, that one's for panthers. But…

OH SHIT I SHOULDN’T HAVE HAD THAT MANHATTAN THE OTHER NIGHT. I COULD HAVE RAPED MYSELF. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

I think that part pissed me off more. Real subtle with the undermining, John.

Women should also avoid spaces where men are likely to be present, because men may strike at any time, especially if provoked. A man who is about to strike will raise himself into an intimidating posture and then shake the rattle on his tail in order to warn away a woman who he sees as a potential target.

Yep, we don’t matter. Same as always. Because half of those rapidly dividing cells belong to a man. As a woman, my worth is tied up in what men think of me, if they think I’m acceptable, and if I’m carrying a man’s child. That’s all it is. They’re not crying about ‘babies.’ They’re crying about their right to control…

What is dead may never die, but arises, yuuuuuger and stronger.

Crying and clapping!

Read the entire Slate piece, it is fantastically done. These women are total badasses and had absolutely zero patience for Keller. I will add that Breyer’s moment in the sun was pretty spectacular as well. (emphasis mine)

My favorite part was where you could hear Ben Carson off camera pleading, “will someone PLEASE attack me? Please?”

WE’RE GONNA REMAKE EVERYTHING THERE OUTTA OAK IT’S GONNA BE REAL FUCKIN CLASSY

and by worked hard he means went to a cushy college, likely paid for by his parents, where he spent most of his time drunk and trying to hit on the female students, and now has been working in a “cool” startup, that I’m sure provides a really valuable service of some kind without which society as we know it would…

Maybe we could blind him. That would be a cheaper and easier solution than fixing homelessness.

The idea that successfully holding down a job and making rent entitles you to complete freedom from perceiving the unhappiness of others is so breathtakingly narcissistic.

Emadi’s presents his line of reasoning as very simple: “I’ve always helped you. I’ve always been there for you. Whenever you wanted something, I’ve helped you. I’m not asking you to kill someone. You can help me as a friend. You can have sex with me as a friend.”