Yep, agree completely. I’m certain that a lot of murders and suicides both would never happen were it not for easy access to a gun. Ammosexuals like to spout off that, without guns people would just club each other to death with chair legs or drink Draino or whatever, but I’m not buying it. Guns are easy, immediate,…

I get where you’re going with this, but the answer isn’t to put loaded guns on the high shelves. The answer is not to leave loaded firearms unattended, ever.

I mean, a couple hours earlier they had war planes shoot through the sky as the national anthem ended (as they always do, for every single super bowl), but let’s not get political or anything!!!!

“specially trained scat detection dog”

AND Hot Pursuit, which I watched about 15 minutes of for free on a plane and then stopped even though my Kindle’s battery had died and I had nothing else to do for 2 hours. At least This Means War had Chris Pine and Tom Hardy to look at!

Idk Reese, you did make This Means War. Pot, kettle, black.

What kind of lady journalist asks QUESTIONS? Ugh!

Yeah ladies, don’t be a bitch and ask boys about their questionable government spending, be a cool girl and let it slide.

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

It makes me incredibly uncomfortable when I’m complimented on anything physical or sartorial. Why are you looking at me like that? Place your eyeballs elsewhere, please.

They call themselves the “Schwebsters”.

So obviously these women were/are incredibly thin but i miss the days of more fit and less skeletal models.

I have never been that small in my life. It’s like I burst out of the womb as a size 10-12.

My god...it’s like the official commercial for rich white privilege...

FYI - “her innocence stolen from her” is a line of thinking many rape victims and allies abhor. The only person who lost any innocence in that scene was the rapist, if he had any to begin with.

Spilling chili on yourself forever. Yes.

I’m the liar.

Enjoy prison, asshole.

I’m sure this has been pointed out before, but Turing Pharmaceuticals is an extremely ironic name for a company that acts without basic humanity.

Kumail’s tweet is gold. I actually did ‘laugh out loud’. Because his arrest was pretty much the best thing that happened to anybody yesterday.