I am not trying to start a shit show - this judge’s behavior is NOT ok - but if the mother is truly on her 15th or 16th attorney, she is also not ok and it is therefore, to me, completely believable that she practiced some sort of parental alienation with those kids.

“Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it buys just about everything that make happiness possible.”

Kelly losing custody was a forgone conclusion the moment she decided to a) keep the kids passport and b) refuse to return them this summer until a judge forced her to. She didn’t even bring the kids to the hearing during the summer either. I’m Team Kids which is by default, in this case, Team Daniel. She has shown no…

“Prithee miladies, watch me wax this stag, then we’ll procure some mead and get ripped to the tits! What sayest thou?”

“Aw shit, I’m a metaphor”

Totes, choosing toiletries IS just like Sophie’s Choice! I mean, Vitamin C face masks OR essential oil aromatherapy mask is EXACTLY the same as deciding which child to let the Nazis kill in a death camp! Why can’t we just have both, amirite?

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is so gross. I hate public proposals as it is, but this...this is like, a whole new level of unwanted external pressure. What makes people think they have the right to butt in people’s lives like that?

How were they supposed to know they had incomplete information? Especially considering the way the case was publicized, they probably thought they knew the details. Do you google everything to make sure you have your facts 100% correct before making any offhand comment?

Hey, fellow parent here, but I think that your xmas card picture sounds like one of those internet “Parenting: You’re Doing it Right!” moments. You’re teaching your child to have a sense of humor, not take things too seriously, fulfill family obligations, have fun, and most importantly, be confident in herself. Any…

My daughter and I do anti-Christmas card pictures each year (well, for the past few years). We aren’t a stuffy family and it’s our way of giving the finger to establishment and propriety here in the South.

I think it’s more like:

“I get so enraged when my DOCTOR, who thinks he’s SO SMART, tells me “Topher, quit drinking bleach - it’s not good for you and you’ll die.” Well, I proved him wrong! I drink bleach EVERY DAY and I’m healthy AS A MULE.

But remember, Ted Cruz, who we know for a fact totally was not born in the US of A is still totally qualified to be president.

Goddammit I HATE it when EXPERTS and PEOPLE WHO KNOW STUFF AND THINGS try to tell me that having a racist, bigoted, misogynistic melted creamsicle running the country like it’s a E! reality show is PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA!!1! I want someone as dumb and narrow minded as I am armed with nuclear codes to run this…

No jury of your peers would convict you. Just sayin’.

I'm sorry but when you put together a store for the modern woman that only sells 10 thousand dollar items of clothing then you deserve a little light ribbing for being totally out of touch with reality.

Yesterday I had my kid out doing math on my iPad at Starbucks. She was talking to me which is really good because she doesn’t usually speak outside the house. So I was very pleased. Then this dude leans over from the next table. “Oh, what game are you playing there?” So she goes into immediate shutdown. So he gets…

Kids and dogs are remarkedly good at discerning what kind of person you are.

Adults who badger children are the bane of my existence. Take a hint and FUCK OFF. Kids are not obligated to respond to inane questions from strange people.