Moved from DC to California last year — I can say with confidence that the reason mid-Atlantic conservatives hate California is pure, simple, unadulterated jealousy.

Burial at sea! I love you.

The difference is real, subtle, and important though:

Um can I come over please? I will bring a little pillowcase to cover the fort door so we can keep zombies/boys out.

It’s very much the politician’s equivalent of dudes whining about how they can’t get a girlfriend because they’re “just too nice!”