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In addition to having an incredible amount of experience, I think its important to keep pointing out that Hillary and Bernie voted the exact same way 92.5% of the time they were together in the Senate. By comparison, Bernie and Elizabeth Warren have voted together 92% of the time. So for all of the talking points

I shudder to think that photos exist of my middle school dance hair. It involved a lot of butterfly clips and revolved around my discovery that oil pastel did a bang up job of coloring my hair all sorts of colours.

Those are not hair tattoos, those are the glitter equivalent of feather hair extensions.

Someone else also mentioned hair mascara but yes, I had it, it was from Delia’s, I loved it. In retrospect it was hideous, of course, but to my 13 year old eyes it instantly transformed me into Kate Libby. Point of fact, I am still in search of the perfect white jumpsuit to complete my Acid Burn look.

“Genius idea, Bob, let’s make hair squirrels! The Youths will really go for that one.”

Ha - I have curly, fine hair and I just remember that taking this damn silver blob out of my hair resulted in massive hair loss. And anger. Also anger.

I’m talking like, Delia’s era...

Am I the only one who remembers these from the early 00s?

Its like eternal opposites day for these people.

Or maybe he should lay off the snow/oxy - he has all the mouth ticks of a person who has had one too many keys of the white stuff.

“in lieu of flowers mindthemittelschmerz requests that donations be made in the name of ‘Governor Mike Huckabee’ to Planned Parenthood Arkansas.”

Add it to you pumpkin carving repertoire! Good excuse to buy carmel apple stuffs anyway:)

But what is the order of operations here? Do I bring the sandwich into bed with us? Does it defeat the purpose if I make him eat it in the kitchen so we don’t sleep in a bed of sandwich debris like heathens?? She has left too much out for this to be a truly helpful tip. I’m going to need way more explicit instructions.

That you teach anything but finger painting is terrifying in its own right. People who resort to troll-calling because they can’t have a civil argument have the intellectual fortitude of a gnat. Back to the greys with you.

Perhaps Trump is the long awaited messiah of the (republican) end of days:)

That’s interesting. I guess that’s the same thing Hilary would do, realistically. It’s a hard one because I’m not opposed to it when its exec orders I agree with, obviously. But then I worry about the precedent if its a Bush presidency... Anyway, I’m sort of hoping this is the last election cycle of republicans. If

Doubt it! Maybe take a break from the kids and spend some time with the adults for a while. You seem to need it. Ciao xx

Lol, sure kiddo.

He is snarky by birth. It’s his French heritage.

Do you feel super adult now? Do you want a medal for being mad on the internet?