Speaking of clackers, the court case that got them pulled from the market has the most absurdly long name ever:

Burke looks like an odd mixture of Jimmi Simpson and Elijah Wood in the header:

Phenomenal work, Bobby.

Thanks for answering these pressing questions!

What?! My elementary school best friend was named Megan Kirby. Are you her?!!!!

This article, and all the others covering their ridiculous scheme.

This sounds like a live-action version of Archer or Frisky Dingo. Same sense of humor, use of references, and breaking of the fourth wall, at least.

Gburg represent!!

“Jeb Bush, the saddest sack of a man to ever run for public office...”

Shocked and sorry by Kara’s response to your reasonable comment. Ugh.

Excellent response! :)

Is he stoned? Or is this his normal facial expression? Either way, I love this picture and I don’t know anything about him!

Seconded! A basic routine would be really valuable as I’d like to explore this type of exercise more.

*On heels.

He was ultimately charged with fifth-degree assault.

Wait is that Stevie Janowski on the right? From Eastbound and Down?

Hair tattoos.

Also, it’s interesting that I’ve lived in Maryland for 25+ years, and I’ve never actually seen one of these license plates! So this whole thing was news to me. I’m betting they’re more popular outside of the D.C./Baltimore corridor.