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What is happening down there?! Can anyone provide some kind of context? I mean, is there any kind of reason to ban tampons, or is it actually as batfuck crazy as it sounds?

That is so cute.

Everyone seems to want them to eat the chewy, gamey chickens but I'm with Lindy - just take care of the animal you committed to, especially if you can't bring yourself to kill it. I adopted two ex battery hens, who were post optimal laying age, and maybe the cuddle payoff wasn't huge, but they were amazing,…

Really? Because it sounds to me like you just really, REALLY want to call black people niggers. Yelling at someone isn't "vengeance," you fucking idiot. It's just yelling at someone.

Because you're using a word that insults ALL black people, dumbshit. If a black person steals something from you, you call them an asshole. Seriously, why the fuck are white people so damn UPSET that they can't say "n—-er"? What in God's holy name do you think you're missing out on?

See what I mean?!?

Suggested response from Delta Gamma's Social Decorum handbook:

I bet Barkley got ahold of the account

Oh look, it's a gamer judging a whole game based on three minutes of trailer. How original.

In fairness, there will be awkward moments at the EA/Ubi/Sony press conferences as well.

Honestly, I don't mind the Spurs winning it all. I love Gregg Popovich's sarcastic attitude and I love Tim Duncan for 1) trolling Dwight Howard and 2) mock executing Joey Crawford.

I saw this live and immediately started counting how long it would take to land on Deadspin. Sub 5 minutes, impressive.

If you really have that much trouble saying "ripp'n chick'n" out loud, I can only assume that you've never ordered a Moons Over My Hammy from Denny's or a Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity from IHOP. Ripp'n Chick'n is pretty tame stuff .

That is an entirely unsatisfying answer. There must be elements of illicit genetic engineering hijinks, avian zombie-ism, international poultry intrigue, and a lust for the most perverse umami imaginable.

Apparently it's based on the bloomin' onion. And don't go around making your own, it's patented!

here it is, in all its nastiness

"consumer demand for a chicken preparation that, if it suddenly took off skittering across your tabletop and launched itself through your glass window, would prompt you to shrug and say, "Well, that kinda makes sense."

Based on the above photo, authorities want to question a Robert Zimmerman of Hibbing, Minnesota.

Lindy, can you write a book please? Between this article, your one about man-hating, and your other one about rape jokes, you've got a solid premise for a book on How Not to Be a Douche, which the world really really needs.