This is why the Wii U and 3DS need a cross-buy program. I'm torn over which version to buy.

I'm not sure I've ever seen a more phallic image in my life.

Is he hanging out with Isaac Clarke? Necromorphs confirmed.

This is a really unceremonious release. Is there a trailer?

As someone who's lapsed his PSPlus account on multiple occasions, I can confirm that canceling and resubscribing indeed re-enables the games for both play and re-download. I wonder if the same holds true for MS's version.

Perhaps we'll see a Wii U without its $100 tax, the Gamepad. Unlikely, but perhaps.

Oh god, the one where Agro falls into a ravine of Coke is heartbreaking.

5. Rosa

11. Rydia

I think she'd still be subject to Comstock's facility experiments and indoctrination even in his absence. Unless the facility she's warehoused in for years is just a fallback in case she can't be ideologically broken, but it seems like a super-elaborate series of chambers to be a spur-of-the-moment thing. They're…

So, eleven-hundred minifigs went in the water, three-hundred minifigs come out. Sharks took the rest.

Here are some of the lines they didn't use.
"This series just jumped the shark, dawg, y'dig?"
"I'm a reg'lar one-man minstrel show. Hey, why'd you write that? I ain't on no period."
"Man, them big-ass robots is cool. What? This isn't that game?"

I only recently Platinum'd this game, and I'd happily do it again. It's easily my favorite single-player game of all-time.

The nautical game sounds like the better of the two, unfortunate that that's the last-gen version.

I could be wrong, but since the rest of those are GBA games, I'm willing to bet that it's not Mario 3 that's being released, but Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3. I recall the screen size being much more restrictive and some bonus card scanning perks (no doubt removed for the re-release).

This is some severe spoiler territory and I'm not sure I can spoilertag on Kinja, so be forewarned. DeWitt speaks Sioux fluently and is well-acquainted with tribal traditions (among them, scalping), for this his ancestry is called into question (as it has been his entire life). DeWitt is self-conscious of his…

Beyond Connor in AC3, Bioshock Infinite pretty heavily insinuated that at least one of the main characters was part Sioux.

Praise the Pug!

Personally I feel the characters could use more bandages on their shoes, but I guess that's just me.

CON: There is zero challenge, even on its hardest difficulty.
Also, there is no real reason to use another buddy (save challenging yourself) once you've got Kyle and his multi-hit, bleed-inflicting arrowstorm of death. He is woefully overpowered.