It sure looks like it needs an XBLA / PSN release. And absolutely brilliant.

My two bits: Skyward Sword is one of my least favorite entries in the series (you've got company, Four Sword Adventures). When the controls worked, it was fun. When they didn't, oh lord.

These look like they pair well with Ipecac McBites.

Oh man, the room was flooded! I hope that Alpha in the diving suit will make it.

51. Connor is stronger than Ezio, but can be incapacitated by a Templar littering. This causes him to turn to the camera, sheath his hidden blade, and shed a single tear.

This, Bioshock, and Borderlands are my absolute must-buys this Fall. So excited.

Yonic imagery is probably more prevalent, because vaginas look like mouths, and monsters have big, drippy, scary, labial mouths, often with hoods (see above). Penises are pretty hard to hide in plain sight, so you'll have to make do with metaphoric guns, swords, and rockets for your penis analogues. And Nathan Drake,…

I see your dragon-a and raise you a Rakk Hive.

I'm going to buy a Wii U, but I wonder if I'll buy a multiplatform release for it (which I probably will at first, if only to amass a new library, form new achievements, and because of the novelty factor), or for my PS3 (as my Trophy collection will probably always be more impressive / pathetic than a new system of…

Vagina dentata is now my second biggest fear, after vagina forehead-a.

Trust the fungus.

To be fair, this industry is a lot like the film or television industry. With a few exceptions, you get shit from January to June - then some popcorn games / shows / flicks, and then Award Season for the rest of the year.

Just keep Shredder away from your TAINT. You want to keep your Rocks Steady.

Haha, thank you, just email the URL to tina@kotaku.com, I think.

Bruce's slide vigil is my favorite, easily.

This video should not be making the rounds. Not only does the Cap'n reveal his identity, he reveals his spouse and children. Red Skull is gonna be all over them like red on his skull.

Haha, thank you. ;)

Capcom granted him sick leave, sent him a fruit basket, and pampered him during his hospital stay, but OnoChin was furious when he discovered it was on-disc TLC.

Forget nostalgia. The biggest problem about having the turtles be alien (and presumably intergalactic) is the unfortunate new acronym, TAINT.

Sniffy was going to be included, but disappeared after getting into debt with a bunch of Colombians.