Square, listen up. People will kickstart your new Chrono game.

Cats are vile, hateful, skittish demons from Hell, and any ill-will I've got toward the internet is based solely on how popular it's made them over the past decade.

Hahahahahhahaha. I think you might be Gambit.

I'm into modestly / small-breasted women. Women with larger busts tend to have massive, unsightly areolae. Just my boo tits. Er, two bits.

Tales from Lake Wobeggong.

Oh god, Trey and Matt are going to have re-make the "Indy Being Raped" episode to feature Deckard.

It's one of my favorite films of all-time, certainly my favorite science fiction picture, but I'll spare you my fanboy froth. I've always chalked its linearity, and Deckard getting swept up from plot point to plot point (and his poor motivation to emerge from retirement in the first place), to the fact that Deckard is…

That's Johnny Walker, I think, so it's "whisky"-fueled, not "whiskey." #corrections

So whaaaa? Can I cancel my awful, awful Comcast and buy this kit?

Six, four, nine, seven, one, five. <3 <3 <3 Great games, probably after Cross and Trigger the best things Square has published. Two, three, eight, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen...

There's a Misty Pink and a Pearl Pink 3DS, which are indistinguishable to me, but I want one. I'll wait until they release a new model with an analog stick, then trade in my flame-red toward it.

I absolutely loved Wind Waker - it's my favorite Zelda. My least favorite Zelda is probably Skyward Sword. Faulty controls, uninteresting items, bland characters, only one weapon that could damage at range (and it's the last you get)... Yawn. It was really pretty, though. Not Wind Waker pretty, but still.

Yeah that was an absolutely terrible call.

I've bought three used 360's from Gamestop, none of them were ever cleaned (their hard drives, but it bears mentioning that they were also fucking filthy with dirt and grime). Bought two in August of '11, one in June of '10. Eventually they just apologized and gave me a refurb.

Perfect weather? Better music scene? Healthier people?

Batbears are great (especially in 6), but I'm partial to Tonberries (lizard monk murderers). Cactuars can sit on a knife for all I care.

I absolutely love Vanillaware's art design, they top Naughty Dog and Crytek as far as pretty games go, hands-down. I've played and own all of their works, but their gameplay is routinely flawed. Muramasa never felt right to me (with any of the controls), Odin Sphere also felt a little imprecise and its inventory…

Nope, I've played most of the noteworthy 64 / 'Cube / Wii library, I'm just pretty discriminate about games that satisfy me. I'm glad when I say that I've been disappointed by Nintendo's last three consoles, people rush to tell me that I'm mistaken, and that I don't, in fact, have buyer's remorse.

From the 64 to the Gamecube to the Wii, I've bought a Smash, a Zelda, a Mario, and been utterly disappointed with every other title, regretting the dusty console by the time they announce the next - which I'm somehow always anxious for.

I'm not posting the image, but it needs to be said: