The 2017 version of the game will be very much on my radar.

This. Glenn’s death was the final straw for myself and a lot of people, not because he *died* but because of what it *signified*.

Kinda like how flowers turn towards the sun, maybe he’ll turn towards the warm light of praise.

There’s been a lot of talk lately about how the “Uncanny Valley” doesn’t just apply to visuals and art, but also to story and gameplay.

Anyway, PINKHAM’S LAY and REVERSE PINKHAM’S LAW:

Yeah, sour cream on a blondie sounds bretty damn good.

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

I’d give this app two MeowMeowBeenz

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

It’s called having a “frap”.

There’s no middle ground with older guests. They’re either really sweet and the best customers you’ve ever had, or they’re the absolute worst.

Re: the fake allergies

Focus groups ruin games. I have/had a bunch of friends on the Dead Space team at Visceral. They've told me many times how the puzzles in all three Dead Space games initially were much more fun and challenging, but when put in front of focus groups, the puzzles made them feel stupid and frustrated them after only 2…