Don’t worry, the pilot has been suspended, and reassigned to new duties.

We still don’t the know the performance implications of any fixes, software or hardware. There’s no magic fix in keeping the MPGs, power, AND reducing emissions, otherwise we wouldn’t have a problem.

A 10 year old in my class was bleeding profusely today because he tried to sharpen his finger in his pencil sharpener to “see what would happen”. A 10 year old. With no cognitive problems. So I have zero problems believing that a kid would jam 45 of these stupid things in their hair.

I’d cheat too.

Have you been watching *any* of the Presidential debates?

Paul Newman stayed beautiful.

Victims of being brainwashed. Teenagers are vulnerable and easily susceptible to deceit.

If, 30 years after the public at large became aware of AIDS, having the disease makes you more repulsive than being arrested, a coke fiend and a spouse abuser, then something is seriously fucked up with society. Ballaban’s got it right.

This is really sad. I hope they are able to confirm either way for the sake of their families getting some closure. And before the asshole pile on starts, please everyone remember that teenagers are still SUPER IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN. They might like to think they know everything and make great choices, but, they…

a robert johnson and a WC handy sound like hilariously sad sex things, especially in this context

Pro woman*.

It was that smile at the end.

*Hmmm...that artichoke dip from lunch is trying to make a back door escape.. let’s see... can I clench in such a way that it makes no noise....let’s...try....eennn....oops. Nope. Too much force, Jim. Don’t want another Six Flags burrito-bathroom-line situation on our hands do we. A quick…

It looks like he’s farting and hopes no one notices.

Are you the new Buzz Killington?

Joke ———————>

What a wonderful way to start married life. Generous hearts and balanced priorities. Couples have survived with less? I wish them all the happiness in the world. They’re responsible for some of it.

Your whole argument just described being defrauded, so yes, they are entitled to some money back.

The car will lose value faster than it normally would, and will most likely lose horsepower and economy.

I get the feeling you’re not well informed on this issue, especially the tax liability people in european countries will incur because of this. In Germany for example diesel cars aren’t some niche market, they make a considerable amount of all vehicles on the road. Maybe should read up on it...

Wait until you’ve been defrauded to the tune of thousands. I doubt you would be so blasé.