When I make burgers I’ll ask my girl if she wants a quarter pounder or a whopper(skip the jokes). Good ground beef, bought buns and potatoes in fat in the oven until done. 1hour in front of the tv.

Don’t feel bad. Why are the fries so tasty?

Please do.

So close....

Relax. It’s only a month’s worth of make-up.

F1 is slow compared to Nitro Funny Cars.

SENTENCES SHOULD MAKE SENSE

I love Mcdonalds. I haven’t eaten there for 5-10 years.

sex?

I’ve got what it takes!

wikipedia rambled. what do you mean?

Fantastic!

psst. never ever mention the t word and flights i the same sentence.

Did you eat a pizza less than 24 hours ago?

I’ve got cheese! Have you got an axe?

I slow down so my baby doesn’t feel awkward.

Fruit is coloring or flavoring.

Fruit is not food.

I’d like to hear from you

To over-stimulate the strippers would be surrendering to the enemy.