Please do.

So close....

Relax. It’s only a month’s worth of make-up.

F1 is slow compared to Nitro Funny Cars.

SENTENCES SHOULD MAKE SENSE

I love Mcdonalds. I haven’t eaten there for 5-10 years.

sex?

I’ve got what it takes!

wikipedia rambled. what do you mean?

Fantastic!

psst. never ever mention the t word and flights i the same sentence.

Did you eat a pizza less than 24 hours ago?

I’ve got cheese! Have you got an axe?

I slow down so my baby doesn’t feel awkward.

Fruit is coloring or flavoring.

Fruit is not food.

I’d like to hear from you

:)

A Volkswagen product that allowed us to breathe. Yes you expected it, yes I was an idiot.

I don’t get it. Which one is J. Winston? Is it the same man with a different filter?