Go Pippi! Your destiny is in your hands(cheesy). Who will make your path if not you. Take care and I hope you succeed.

You seem to remember the race bit more than the story. It wasn’t good but neither was Tin Tin, Tarzan or anything else

“Death, death.”

Fender bender, who cares.

give us the undisputable young people top ten.

fart.

shawshank redemtion.

You’re on fire! Keep it up! “Cheerleaders bouncing emoji.”

He might be a bear. With a name like banjobandito he probably is. They should be deported.

Will dogs and the shirtless be allowed in the courtroom?

Classic.

*food instead of foos

The skill/chance thing has always struck me as a dumb distinction.

In a word “gambling”. More skill than roulette or the lottery.

I think I get your crude message.

If Trump used employees they would’ve been Mexicans/South Americans. Doesn’t look good.

Poker is way more of a skill than daily fantasy.

I had a dream...that people would stand up and protest for their rights. Not companies, not their own interests, not the latest gadget, not the latest foos craze.

Friday the 13th is expensive because that’s when I get drunk. It’s Friday after all.

Fuck me for not liking this corny shit. This is no better than Celine Dion.