Hmmm. Maybe he can be trained to say “No collusion. No obstruction” and get Sarah Hucks old gig.

I can’t decide whether your idiotic opinion deserves jerkoff.gif and eyeroll.gif, so here’s both.

That’s a pretty demented and deeply elitist attitude.

I like using glass screens when possible. They look like tiny flowers.

In my area, Shotgun is sticking the lit end of a joint in your mouth and blowing thru the joint to push smoke into another person’s mouth.

I’m a 20 year smoker and never heard it called anything BUT the carb.

where are you from dawg your terminology is all crazy.  east coast US we use carb, chillum (never bat), bucket = gravity bong

It’s short for carburetor

If you do it right now, all is forgiven

Last time I was in Indiana I stayed at a motel in Terre Haute and all the men were dressed like John Cougar Mellencamp circa 1982 and riding motorcycles.
No lie.

Every time I meet a girl at a bar and she finds out what I do for a living, she immediately wants to know what's in my garage. I launch into a 5-minute diatribe about how much I love my Honda Odyssey, at which point she says something like, "but you said you weren't married." I call it my "gold digging LA whore…