Sure, and I’m an actual cartoon horse that drinks martinis.

Guys, this isn’t even Crystal Jewell’s good writer; they’re barely coherent. The account has so many better writers to un-grey.

In a perfect world, the only people who would find each other together under mistletoe would be people who actually want to kiss.

Having worked for rich people, I can +1 this. First-generation rich people can be all right, though you do get a few “I worked hard for my money and therefore you should eat shit” types. I.e. your basic libertarian.

The system is what it is, the toothpaste cannot be put back into the tube.

I used to think that too until...

I once worked for a smaller business catering to largely wealthy clientele; these are people who would often have the “help” entering through a *completely separate door* in their home. There was one constant: the richer they were, the less likely they were to pay. They’d be first to haggle to get prices down as low…

Yes. 

It doesn’t sound like very advanced AI. And I’m entirely a tourist with this advent of computer programming generating original images and text based on machine learning. There are free to use sites, similar to this paid app, where text prompts (say: Klimt, young child, chasing a dog) produce interesting, um,…

It’s just really weird. Fraser has been obese. The writer has been heavy, we don’t know how heavy but I’m guessing a lot worse than merely “overweight”. Aronofsky isn’t either but I don’t think, as a fat person, that being fat is hard to comprehend, and I don’t think “fat-positive” stuff is helpful when it’s about…

The weirdest part about this is that commenters (and most of the internet) has been incredibly vocal about how unrealistic and difficult it would be for a 600-pound person to be an actor in this role... But the writers of some of these articles don’t even acknowledge that point. Pretty much every time someone says:…

As an actual fat guy (300lbs at 6'2"), I feel like Rich sneering at “non-fat” people making a movie, when he himself is, if the internet is truthful, muscular and ripped as fuck (I’m impressed), is frankly a bit fucked up. Brendan was for many years a hell of a lot heavier than Rich is suggesting. He was obese even!…