Oh shit. I knew the event was in the Bahamas and have no idea why I thought that specific guy wasn’t local. Point taken. 

I felt bad for the Jamaican guy that was still taking Billy’s calls at the end. Like, what is it about that guy where people still sympathize with him and crave his approval??

Will star anything for Kate McKinnon.

“but I think I just need my period to start”

I wrote four pages of a screenplay I have been planning (but not working on) for the past six years. It’s not much... at all... but it’s so much better than zero pages.

I don’t have any experience/knowledge on the subject, but as a fellow person-trying-to-get-pregnant, I wish you good and reassuring news. You did the right thing by trusting yourself, calling the doctor, and putting your well-being first. Lots of love <3

Fuck the Mooch, Emily buried the lede with that casual mention of Joey Lawrence! 

I thought the MRAs were mad at “SJWs” for not taking their shit seriously. Yet, when medical professionals try to address the male mental health crisis, it’s STILL “liberals’” fault. Men are so fucking exhausting.

Yeah, she just sounds like she’s been spending a lot of time around people who speak English as a second language. #notnews

Perfection.

As of a few months ago, she was singing about the joys of basic gymnastics.

I’d have to double-check it to be sure, but I’m pretty sure women existed more than 50 years ago.

I mean... I can think of three hits off the top of my head, and I barely listen to rap. And she’s the second-biggest selling female artist this year, so I don’t think she needs additional relevance right now.

I think that’s actually a fair complaint. 

I also had a childhood crush on Bernard! And then in my adolescence, the same actor killed Lucy and stabbed Carter on ER... so now my feelings are mixed on this dude.

Posted this upthread, but that already exists. It’s called Voice of America, and it’s been spewing propaganda since the 40s. Americans don’t know about it because you are not the target audience.

The “Worldwide Network” government-propaganda medium Trump is describing already exists. It’s called Voice of America.

Per Wikipedia:

I thought it was making fun of all of the lists that have been coming out lately, like “10 People You Forgot Were in Twilight!”

Dude isn’t even black (I’m wasting time at work, I Googled it). I thought we had collectively agreed this shit wasn’t cool -- and that’s before the child sex conviction!

Starring for the very necessary edit.