“If black women like her and Serena fucking Williams are still susceptible to death while in a doctor’s care, which Porter reportedly was, what about my wife? How susceptible is she?”

Let’s get real. If it’s on Netflix, I’m watching AT LEAST the first episode of this.

That’s a really low bar, yet you are 100% correct. What a weird time for US democracy.

They were somehow mistakenly given the same backing track? Anyway, Already Gone > Halo (don’t @me)

You mean behind the desk?

Agreed. “Silence the free press when it gets uppity” really shouldn’t be in a White House intern’s job description.

She knows, and she’s ready. Absolutely love this woman.

I mean, the lyrics are super simple and the concept is pretty basic. I enjoyed it, but it totally could have been written in an afternoon. And what producer worth their salt WOULDN’T jump on the opportunity to rush out a GrandSon breakup track?

Wishing her all the best on her recovery.

... I hit a dog with my car. And it died. (So, that’s the kind of story this is going to be. Sorry.)

Devastated that these kids had to break up for me to be introduced to this incredible couple name. I could have been calling them Grandson all along??

No, he actually has been doing stand up since he was a kid, so he is, by definition, a comedian. I actually much prefer his stand up to his stuff on SNL. Would definitely not date him though.

This weekend, I cleaned my feelings. Went through and recycled bag after bag of unneeded junk in a desperate attempt to purge my soul of garbage feelings.

Same, hope it all goes well <3

Thanks. Hope it went well for you.

Thanks! Best of luck with the food poisoning :/

Yep. I am undergoing fertility treatments at the moment (which means a lot of sudden, unexpected doctor appointments depending on what surprises my body has in store THIS month), and am really stressing about everyone else thinking I’m just slacking off or cutting out of work early.

Good luck!

He’s 20 years old. He can fuck whoever he wants.

When I was a kid, I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that my parents’ lives (their marriage, careers, friendships) were more important than mine. They had a lot of things going on, and I needed to respect that and understand that there were times I need to go off on my own and not get in the way... and that was fine. I…