I’m gonna need someone to san junipero an alt reality where the Obamas never leave me.

I don’t know if it’s so much not knowing their holes as not knowing how to speak up when something like that happens. That’s where teaching people about bodily autonomy and consent comes in so that people know that it’s perfectly fine to put a stop to ‘accidental’ butt sex.

I don’t see how knowing their holes will help women’s boyfriends to aim better.

When asked to comment on the precious, the Clinton campaign responded “And now at last it comes. You will give me the Presidency freely! In place of the Orange Fascist you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow…

My 3 month old son was in TEARS yesterday when he realized only women can be president and that Hillary Clinton hates him. I’m 95% sure that’s why he was upset. Of course I drank his tears to regenerate my power.

Aspirational role model for girls, as well as a comforting role model for eccentric older broads. Whenever you’re made to feel like you’re Too Much, too loud, too freewheeling, why can’t you settle down and contain yourself and just be elegant and pretty, blah blah blah— THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MAME.

Rosalind Russell herself was my gateway drug to old movies! I always hated old novies because I couldn’t relate to the women. Even as a teenager. But this big fast-tawkin broad who wore crazy shit and yelled at the incompetent men around her? Sold!!

It wasn’t until I saw Auntie Mame several years after seeing Trading Places (which gets aired all the time), that I knew where that line came from. Some of the people that I work with are really insipid, and one time someone excitedly came into work with the family "scandal"; her sister-in-law had used a liquid…

Rosalind Russell starred in two of the most accessible “old” movies, I think . Auntie Mame, of course, and His Girl Friday both hold up well even for younger audiences.

Auntie Mame was my gateway drug into old movies.

Who are we kidding? I live in the south and have been basically drunk since March.

Haha, oh wine. But it’s summer. I think? (WEED) SNL’s not airing now. I think this is a special “let’s go fuck with the RNC” deal. PS I live in Oregon I can say I’m stoned, haters.

Yeah, I mean, short of murder, there really isn’t anything Idris could do that would make me not attracted to him.

FTFY:

JFC. He should be the biggest star in the world.

I will never not love how that they went there, so meta and so perfect.

Mandatory gif is mandatory.

Gotta give it to him

always.

For me, it has nothing to do with who’s in the right, or discussing Kim and Kanye (mostly Kim’s) personas. A tuna sandwich could’ve been the one to finally out Taylor Swift, and I would’ve still been just as giddy. There’s a distinction between the fakeness that Kim and Taylor both operate behind.