I wish there was a god I could command to smite my upstairs neighbor who seems to be rearranging furniture at 5 AM.

It's entirely possible Jordan was contractually obligated to drape something over that logo. Also that jacket is fugly.

It's entirely possible Jordan was contractually obligated to drape something over that logo. Also that jacket is…

Have you been tested? That swab feels like they're scraping the bottom of your brain. So at least Trump and Pence have to go thru that weekly.

But I can still hope he and Pence get so sick that Pelosi is forced to take over for them, right?

Okay, maybe it doesn’t work this way in less populous areas, but here in Chicago I see Amazon trucks all over the place. I assume if Trump really does kill the PO that will just mean more delivery work for Amazon.

That child needs new parents.

The Nazi sign people were outside the State of Illinois Building, where the governor has an office. They were calling out Jewish governor a Nazi because he's trying to save their lives.

So if this happened, how did the VP vetting process miss it? You guys think David Axelrod’s people wouldn’t have found out?

Im fine with Pence dying of coronary or anything else he can pick up in a hospital. Or falling out of the helicopter. Or a coronary brought on by sex with his boyfriend.

I hate to type this, but it doesn't matter what the truth is about what happened/didn't happen. All that matters is we have to defeat Trump in November.

Its nice of Oprah to put that up for our amusement. She’s doing it wrong, you lay the cover inside out on the bed, attach the duvet to it and then turn it right side out. Easy peezy.

Fuck you

I like your governor. I’m particularly fond of “Stand Together 6 Feet Apart.”

I’m white AND I saw this and I still don't understand why she has a towel draped over her shoulders.

About goddam time.

He drove more than one casino into bankruptcy.

I was forced into going to my high school graduation. BORING I skipped the other ones. I'm telling you, grads, this is much better. This is how all graduations should go in the future.

I am glad I scrolled down before I typed the same thing.

I hope this is where Trump catches it.

Was that his immigrant grandfather?