Wash your damn bags, people. What is wrong with you?

I buy frozen blueberries for the same reason Marnie buys the raspberries. I guess I’ll have to look for raspberries the next time I go to the store.

Woman can't even spell her own name.

I work at a world famous medical center. Neurosurgeons are not bright. They can memorize stuff really well and are good with their hands. That's it.

We have at least 3 young white males biking through the neighborhood spitting on people. I want them charged with a felony or three. 

I had no idea these daily briefings even existed. Are they just on the cable channels?

I do this in my tiny bathroom weekly, and the corners in the rest of my rooms when I think they need it. 

I do this in my tiny bathroom weekly, and the corners in the rest of my rooms when I think they need it. 

Trump *lost* the popular vote.

I’m also No Party Preference but vote almost exclusively D because they’re not complete sociopaths.

White person. Yeah, that wasn’t Mayor Lightfoot’s best decision. I hope all of her mistakes are that trivial.

Biden’s being subtle. He suggested a virtual convention, knowing full well Trump would take the bait. So now Republicans have to gather in one room. You think they’ll be taking everyone’s temp? 

My parents were children in the 1940s. They both say you couldn't turn on the radio without hearing GBA and they both loathe it to this day.

It’s supposed to hit 70F in Chicago this afternoon and Mayor Lightfoot was on tv yesterday begging people to not congregate. Our beaches are closed along with all the lakefront adjacent parks plus a few others. I know there will be some stupidity but I'm hoping for as little as possible.

I knew there was a reason I don't shop at Whole Foods. 

I haven’t even seen “Us” yet because that ‘s how much “Get Out” scared me. Maybe I should watch it that today. It's not like I'm not already sleeping badly.

Pool boys, not poisonous.

MMy guess is Falwell can't afford to refund tuition for a semester. After all poisonous have to be paid (off).

They should have been doing it for at least a week and any public health official who hasn't said so should be fired.

OMG I love our mayor.

The worst thing he did was being born and the best thing he could do now is die and take all of his family with him.