Max Brooks teaches at West Point.

Applesauce that I made for...Christmas? Thanksgiving? I tossed it and the rubber seal from the canning jar because there was a black spot on the seal that made it through a soaking in hot water and bleach and then two dishwasher cycles.

Do these white boys know lacrosse is a First Nations game?

This woman is proud of herself for eating mall food.

Absolutely not. It'll give the fascists ideas about November.

I know someone who flew from Lisbon to OHare yesterday. The last text I got from her was 'lordy lordy.' 

No he didn't. He hasn't been tested. At least that's my guess.

Why does anyone allow him to touch them?

It sounds more as if they're not going to the actual restaurant but somewhere else to pick up the food people are ordering.

You said what normal people are thinking.

Well no, science doesn’t work that way. If you could bribe viruses, I’m sure it would.

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What's a Boosie?

No decent human being would willingly get near enough to catch it from him, so other than his poor Secret Service guards he’ll only kill his family, Pence, McConnell and a few other groupies.

Chicago Public Library for rid of overdue fines, so if it gets really bad here and they want their copies of "The Splendid and the Vile" and "The Nickel Boys" back they'll have to send someone to get them.

I got my first 24 rolls of REEL (sorry but that's the brand name) bamboo toilet paper in the mail Saturday after ordering it...Wednesday? Something like that.  Better for the trees and I don't have to deal with crowds of hoarders. 

I think him doing actual work could be the worst possible scenerio.

I had a black co-worker given a ticket for moving between cars on an L train. He did it because there were guys from rival gangs in the car which he left. That was probably a dozen years ago. I wonder if he’d wait till the train was in a station now so he wouldn’t get shot by a cop.

The fingerlicker is a class act?

You mean she can't win because she's a woman.