And don’t throw the damn thing on the floor as you are leaving. Dispose of it properly.

There are graves in Lincoln Park, which was Chicago’s second city cemetery before a doctor pointed out the connection between burying people next to our water supply (Lake Michigan) and the yearly cholera epidemic. So the city “moved” them. The current estimate of stones moved w/o moving the bodies + unmarked graves…

Oh god, look at the manspread on that one. I hope he never takes public transportation.

Trump didn’t slap him for calling him black? Or to be realistic, didn’t Trump send someone over to beat him up for calling Trump black? And then not pay that person for performing the task he was sent to do?

Whoever reads stuff to him can just tell him it says something else and he'll put his x on it.

Who? What? I hope her children are put into foster care.

I hope so!

Put on leave? LEAVE? Mock them to their face and then fire their asses.

What?

Another movie he'd have to read.

I am against the death penalty but would make an exception for Roger Stone.

So this is the new thing we'll use to fill trash dumps. Great.

So this is the new thing we'll use to fill trash dumps. Great.

Ted Cruz cares about people, he just doesn't include women in that group.

I somehow missed there was a remake.

They pay taxes. And have neighbors, friends and acquaintances who are also paying for their nonsense.

She's 55 and still menstruating? I hope she talks to her gyno about that.

I had no idea he was still making movies. I thought he’d just crawled under a rock somewhere.

Two large binder clips spaced evenly across the fold.

Yes Donald, they're very mean, especially to old white guys. And they live in your walls!!

Fuck you