No they don't. Not the guys in charge. They *say* their policies are pro family.

Is anyone even slightly surprised? 

Fucking Ross made his off those loans. Maybe he’s just going to get richer off the shutdown.

How about an orchidectomy instead?

conservativehatefulaffluentwhiteboys.

My mother got married knowing absolutely nothing about housework. Nothing. No cooking, no cleaning. Childcare? She was an only. This was 1952. My father, the middle kid of 5, had to teach her everything. Also, while Mom did the majority of the housework by the time I can remember anything, Dad never refused to pick up…

I like to the people who are late all the time. If the reservation is for 8 o'clock I tell them 7:30.

I mean the church of my childhood. I got over that a long time ago.

My Evangelical pastor would throw Karen Pence out for daring to work outside the home. 

Fine. Go fetch me a meal. Now.

I’m just going to put this here:

Learn to use a shift key, boyo.

YYes.

OOh please. People at work are scared of me right up to the moment we have to work together. That's when they find out all I want is for stuff to work for everyone.

It's still a crap movie.

If only my boss was a man.

I believe Sandra Bullock is a wonderful human being and a terrific actor but has no clue about picking good scripts. So I admire her but won’t watch anything she’s in.

Am I supposed to know who these people are?

And whose fucking fault is it? Prisoners, or that motherfucker in the White House who doesn’t want to pay people who still have to do their jobs.

Yelling. I will never give up my hatred for autocorrect.