I just yelled at Martha Stewart for incorrectly pronouncing 'orange' so there goes the stop telling at the t.v. thing I started.

Or she could just not do interviews.

I don't know why anyone is surprised. There is no bottom.

U'll only get my Bombas off me when I'm dead.

U'll only get my Bombas off me when I'm dead.

IIs he driving an American car in that picture? 

They’ll be in Trump’s cabinet next week. They’re his kind of people.

He’s one of those employers.

I assume like her big brother Ivanka sees Barron as someone with whom she'll have to share *her* inheritance. I hope his brands are there.

Lit, not put. 

I know someone who keeps every up and put until mid March.  

She disgusts me.

A have an unsplit chicken breast that will be roasted over a bed of sliced Dutch potatoes. Sides are spinach and minted peas with pear walnut upside down cake for dessert.

OMG, these people. You know once the cameras off they’re laughing and laughing at the havoc they cause.

You mean make them drink.

I hate awards shows, but I might watch that.

Not that I agree with having to sign this thing, but public school teachers work for the government.

So let’s just go to single payer.  You know, socialized medicine.

I much prefer gift cards or even a check from Mom over anything she would pick out for me.

You mean the people who think poor people should just die already?

Isn't there a rule somewhere that after X number of years of doing nothing people lose their famous person status?