I was raised evangelical. That creed thing was far, far too Catholic for my church’s taste.

There’s one down the street from work. I’ve never been. I try to avoid fast food anyway, plus there’s the fact that the money spent there is then given to anti-people organizations. 

This is bullshit. A hot dog is meat and bread. That's a sandwich.

I have a friend whose father does that. He started after his wife/my friend 'a mother died. 

Wait. Someone had sex with Carlson? Eeeewwww

Can you imagine his table manners?

But Jeff Sessions is an elf. How can he have any standing in human affairs?

NBC can shove this racist right up its ass. I’ve blocked the network so I don’t even channel surf through it.

If she’s not technically violating the current dress code then management needs to look into rewriting it. Of course if she’s at all smart she’ll notice the part about having to button up and realize that was written specifically for her. If she’s really is doing it for tips, then she’ll probably go work for your…

I wouldn’t do that to a baby.  Okay, he has to support them, but not, he can never be in the same room with them.

I’d be able to take these people a little more seriously if they weren’t punishing a woman by making her become a mother, which is what they think is the one thing we should all aspire to be. Also if they figured out that there was a man involved and perhaps they should go after him too.

Also, I’m surprised the Trump administration is okay with him bringing all those brown babies into the world. They will just grow up to be brown people after all.

Wait, he’s all about ruining other people’s lives because he had to pay half?

You forgot the part about not really giving him any food.

Yeah, by not being in a relationship with the douchebag. This is not her fault—why don’t you get that?

She’s his ex.

In his resignation letter, he said it was her fault.

Oh please. Of course they’ll deny having ever said it was okay for Trump to suck Putin’s dick, so long as they got something out of the deal

The people who designed, built and are flying that deserve all the Nobel prizes given out next time.

(what’s with the ladies’ tops that are missing parts of the shoulders?),