Fuck her.

That lingerie doesn’t fit Rhianna.

I am vehemently anti-death penalty, but I think I’ve just found an exception.

Who?

They stuck the old guy up front so he couldn’t grab ass, right?

Next man who refers to adults as girls is getting punched.

I wish there was a hell to send these people to.

Nope. No. NO. He’s never been a geologist, he took some classes. A while ago, I might add. It’s not the same thing at all.

Who the fuck honestly cares where his dick has been? And really, is anyone surprised?

CB did sound versions of several of his silent movies. The silent 10 Commandments is worth a watch.

One would think it was a regular part of police training.

How did he have a girlfriend?

You shouldn’t. I’m a librarian and I run everything I write for our users past a couple of other staffers before I put it out there. You can’t proofread your own work.

I really hope the staff there isn’t trying to proofread their own stuff. Because that’s impossible.

My middle name is my father’s first name which was his grandmother’s birth last name. But they were southerners, and that’s definitely a thing in the southern part of the US>

I would like to see that huge slap in the wanker’s face. But it’s not my wedding and my gram can’t un-Duke me, so there’s that.

I want her disappeared.

I want to see her children in foster care.

I just discovered the spice store sells freeze dried shallots. Which I put in this vinaigrette just a couple of days ago. You don’t need much but I like them much more than garlic for this. Plus I am not buying that shallot, mincing maybe a teaspoon, then throwing it in the crisper and forgetting about it until my…

Don’t forget the cleaning. That place is going to stink to high heaven by then.