People who are women get to vote you know. Lock a few of them up and see what happens.

Abortion: In medicine, an abortion is the premature exit of the products of conception (the fetus, fetal membranes, and placenta) from the uterus. It is the loss of a pregnancy and does not refer to why that pregnancy was lost. A spontaneous abortion is the same as a miscarriage.

Don Jr.: I Have Am a Sr. Sized Dick

We have early voting in Illinois, but I don’t know how much that’s really done to get people to vote.

I speak for the trees. I think I’ve always wanted to say that.

This has nothing to do with the 1st Amendment. The Atlantic isn’t the government telling the murder dude he can’t talk about murdering women. FTR, I just told Atlantic I am not paying for this guy to write for them, so they can just cancel my subscription and refund whatever it is they owe me.

Their biscuits are too salty. I do love the red beans and rice though.

hand *out* menus.

A couple of years ago I was out with my mother and one of my brothers at a restaurant in the town where they live. When we walked in all of the waitresses ran into the back and eventually one of them came out to hand use menus. She basically threw them on the table. That’s when I realized my brother is one of those…

Is that Tiffany? Her dress doesn’t fit her very well.

I don’t think that’s possible.

What irritates me is tvs in restaurants that aren’t sports bars. Seriously, I don’t need to stare at a screen all the time.

I have no interest in anything that woman spews, so I’d be happy if the press just stopped showing up.

There’s maybe four doctors in the US who do third trimester abortions, so if you need one, chances are you’ll have to travel to get one.

I found the black guy getting pulled over by the Georgia cop thing staged.

Why is there ketchup on that hot dog?

I thought opiods were a problem with the poors, not college kids.

Please stop calling these shows reality tv. There’s nothing real about them.

The real question is why would anyone have married any of these people in the first place?

Nice going Pence family. Now I hate bunnies.