Eli likes it when you talk nonsense to him (esp. if said nonsense comes with cheese).

I can’t stop watching this—it’s perfect.

Right? He’s not attractive. His expression makes me think that his jeans are cutting off the circulation to his balls in that photo. Can you imagine this guy’s face looming over you in bed while he’s getting off (and calling you by the name of the younger, hotter girl he dated the week before)? *shudder*

My vote is for #4. That would be pretty awesome to watch.

This is an excellent method (and I’m going to use it from now on).

I can’t wear it either, I sweat like a beast in polyester. 100% cotton or bamboo for me (as much as that’s possible without going broke).

NM - already been said.

I recently had dinner with a male friend who is not my husband—and though we talked about his upcoming engagement, and trip abroad, and my recent graduation from a writing program and other life stuff, it was all just code for “Let’s bone.”

I mean, I’m a woman, and he’s a man...what else could our friendship possibly…

Your Nana sounds like my kind of people. Good for her! :D

I think my parents met one of my friend’s parents (because we were BFFs) but otherwise, they didn’t socialize with my friend’s parents at all. And as long as I was home for dinner (or called to let her know I wouldn’t be home), and didn’t come home in a police car, they didn’t care too much about what I did.

It was…

Yeah, we set up a registry for my first wedding to avoid getting any of those sectioned crystal dishes that old folks like my Grandma love to serve pickles and dried out cheese cubes on. We didn’t put too many things on the registry, just a few small, reasonably priced things (some of the older folks who wanted to…

Yeah, some kids just can’t sleep - and that sucks for everyone. I hope she gets it sorted in a way that works for her and the baby.

Yes! I have a hard time following what the fuck he’s on about when he talks, but it’s not until I read the transcripts that I can see exactly why his speeches etc. are so incomprehensible. He talks absolute nonsense and rarely finishes a thought or sentence (and that’s clear when it’s written out), but he sounds so…

My mum did a mix of breast milk and a bit of pablum to keep my belly feeling a bit fuller, and that worked out for both of us—I was out cold long enough for mum to only feel mildly zombified when she woke up instead of insanely tired.

I am not surprised.

I once bought an exercise bike from them, and had it delivered. It was broken in the box (possibly during transit?), so I called and asked them to deliver one that was not broken and take away the one that was.

They agreed to save room on their truck to pick up the broken one, and then refunded my…

This actually made my skin crawl. Am going to bathe in gasoline and fire now.

Oh, Miss Kellyanne, have I got the designer tinfoil hat for you!

Earl’s is THE WORST. And they have the world’s shittiest drink menu (and you really need drinks there to make going there palatable).

My sister almost went out with a finance bro in TO years ago. He was driving her to the restaurant he picked, when he handed her an envelope with his investment stuff in it so she could see that he was a serious guy with big dreams (or some such shit).

She got out of the car at the next stoplight and took the subway…

I thought this was going to be about a raging LSD party. Everyone would have a bad trip. Bannon’s gin blossoms would start writhing on his face, and he’d think they were carnivorous and try to set them on fire; his ex would be trying to crawl into a light socket to see how colours smell; and the other guests would be…