I thought this was going to be about a raging LSD party. Everyone would have a bad trip. Bannon’s gin blossoms would start writhing on his face, and he’d think they were carnivorous and try to set them on fire; his ex would be trying to crawl into a light socket to see how colours smell; and the other guests would be…

This should have many more stars than it does. Perfect description!

I am going to use “upchuckling” every chance I get. Brilliant. :D

My husband gets these eyebrow hairs. I trim them while quoting Gandalf’s lines from LotR. He is not amused by this, but I am. I love his wizardy eyebrows.

I assume that it involves a spa day where your ethnicity is gently exfoliated away to reveal the white person beneath. And after a couple of days of recovery (and don’t forget your sunscreen for that new and more sensitive skin!) you get a substantial raise at work and everyone listens to you at meetings.

My Barbies and my Gem dolls were all dating each other, and Ken had to keep the camper clean or get run over as punishment. Gem liked to go on the rampage sometimes and run him over for funsies. Also, giving some of my Barbies a mohawk was very satisfying. :D

I’m somewhere in the middle on this, though I did used to feel quite bad for her at one time (pretty recently) I’ve changed my stance a little. I now think Melania knew exactly what she was marrying: a talking hair pile with gobs of cash. She defends the indefensible in him and is going to be a lacklustre First Lady…

I will be joining you - I brought my own bucket and everything.

“pickled rich women” - best thing I’ve read all day. All the stars for you. :D

It worries me if OR, WA and/or CA secede from the rest of the US. These states are a bulwark against the US actually becoming and staying a totally fascist country. I understand the desire to secede, but I think doing so would toss a lot of people from every other state under the bus.

I love this. A lot. :D

Even if it is largely voluntary, I think there are still expectations that a First Lady will do something toward the good of the people in the country her spouse now has control of. Melania may not want to do anything, but I wonder if she’ll feel pressured into doing something anyway in order to make Trump look good.…

If we ask real nice, can they come back for a bit, just until forever? I miss those two.

I wonder too if she’s terrified of the tasks she’ll be expected to perform over the next four to eight years . I doubt she ever took much of Trump’s grandiose nonsense about being president seriously, and now it’s here.

Plus, she’s got big shoes to fill when you think of Michelle Obama and all that she accomplished as…

Love, love, love this. :D

I’ve stopped buying all Nestle products, including their Garnier shampoo that always makes my hair look great, but....fuck ‘em. If they refuse to stop bottling our water and selling it back to people at huge profits (while creating a hell of a lot of garbage in the process) then, they can’t have my money any more. I…

This deserves a lot more stars. :D

I like Lush face scrub too - I think the one I use is called Angels on Bare Skin - LOVE that stuff. Smells yummy, isn’t harsh like the teeny bits of gravel in the St. Ives stuff, and makes my skin feel nice and soft.

I did that too for my first wedding (Loblaws flowers, they were gorgeous and super inexpensive). Next year, I noticed they advertised doing wedding flowers and the prices increased dramatically.

Came here to post this, glad to see it was already here. :D