Yeah, my mother would have had kittens if I’d done anything like that at 6 years old (of course, that was 1982 for me, with no Internet or iPhones...) but still.

I knew we didn’t have a lot of money even at six years old. I did know where they kept the “house money” (a little jar at the back of the cupboard above the…

Came here to post this, glad to see it was already here. :D

I stand with you in your love of pots of melted cheese. :D

Yup - and when you’re a student up to your ass in student loans (or any sort of of debt, or just generally broke as shit), you might not even look at your bank statements because all they do is depress you and make you want to buy beer with money you haven’t got.

Did you miss this part?

I like the little kid Christmas colouring books - simple and fun, esp. after a few glasses of wine. :D

I would like to see Kate colour a few pics in this awesome book: Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace!. I love this book. So much fun to colour. I also recommend the Unicorns are Jerks book.

Also, and maybe this was on purpose, but that really popular illustrator’s name is Johanna Basford, not Bamford.

His abs do not make up for leaving a poopy diaper under a table in a restaurant. SO GROSS.

That’s a scary thought. I am going back to my couch cushion fort now.

Rational me is glad they took away his Twitter and gave him a smack on the nose, but mostly, since he’s in anyway and we’re all fucked, I sort of just want them to let him have free reign with it.

Throw all the tremendously huge temper tantrums on Twitter you want, Donny, let ‘er rip. Show everyone what you’re made of.

Of course he doesn’t - he’s not like that Crooked Hillary and her crooked emails and crooked lies... email is for crooked people.

Crooked. That word looks more ridiculous the more I see it (and I’ve been seeing it way too much lately). Sweet baby jeebus we’re all in for a long four years.

Your guy is ADORABLE!!

“In other news, Tom Cruise is obsessed with cryotherapy because he fears old age,...”

I’m 40 and have been getting white hair since my early 30's, and since I can’t dye my hair (horribly allergic to hair dye -I get huge itchy lumps and then my scalp peels, it’s gross) I’m learning to love the little jerks. Except the ones that grow in white and squiggly and refuse to behave and stick out like fucked up…

:D Ha ha! I married the Master of Stupid Jokes, so I appreciate them!

I think you and I should get a drink and discuss our mothers. I was cooking most the meals around ten or eleven years old. To be fair, at first, it was because both my parents did shift work and I only made uncomplicated stuff like Hamburger Helper and grilled cheese so my younger sister and I could eat at a normal…

And I will internally applaud if it is a person with luggage or playing Angry Birds on their phone.

Mine too! She once called me in from outside. I was WAAAYYY out at the far end of the wooded area that bordered our property—and I say “called” when I ought to say, “screamed her fucking head off” to tell me to go downstairs and take out some chicken from the freezer for dinner.

She was not injured or impaired, she…

Someone get that guy a Chapstick! I mean, you’re filthy rich, buddy! Splurge on some Chapstick, go wild and get one of the flavoured ones.

If you don’t stand right/walk left on the escalator. JUST DO IT. And, while we’re on the subject, take your luggage/stroller/bike on the elevator, you goddamn asshat.