This is also my belief, and I am clinging to it with both hands.

I would like in on this marriage. (I make a mean banana bread if that helps).

Thank you for asking this - I also had no idea who they were.

Is that really her before on the left?? I’m a bit gobsmacked if it is. She looked super cute before! I mean, she’s conventionally attractive in a Barbie doll sort of way now, too, but she looked real before.

I feel like I’m being a judgmental asshole - it’s her body and face and she should do whatever she likes…

Mork & Mindy for me! I loved that damn lunchbox—and clonked a kid in the head with it when he ripped the Mork and Mindy sticker off the front. Those plastic thermoses were really sturdy and made an excellent weapon.

Never in the one I worked at. And they really should have washed them, with gasoline and a match.

*Anything* in hotel rooms. As someone who used to clean those, I can assure you they are even MORE disgusting than you know.

Oops, missed that someone had already posted this. It’s still funny anyway. :D

So catchy! So true! (for me anyway)

Sarah sounds like a great friend - and I am sorry to hear about her Dad, that must have been incredibly difficult for her.

I am sorry I read that - it made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

In first year uni, there was a woman on my floor who would quite casually stroll to the bathroom with her can of air freshener and a newspaper or novel and would quite cheerfully let you know that she’d just love to chat, but she’s off for her morning poop and you’ll just have to wait.

I really, really admired her. The…

Oh, Jesus, no. Why the fuck would I want to commemorate anything about high school? High school SUCKED (ymmv).

My mother will be so relieved that the time she bled through all her clothes in a mall food court because her endo caused her to hemorrhage was just a figment of her sexually abused little lady brain.

Such a silly and hysterical creature! So creative when it comes to phantom, garbage illnesses! My Dad didn’t have to…

I wonder if LePage cross-referenced this binder full of criminals with Romney’s binder full of women.

COTD, right here. I think I love you.

What is it with people like that I wonder? Why are they so petty and miserable?

I...um...what?? with CANDY??? JFC.

I can’t help but see this as a “flatter your boss’s ego to get back in their good books” move.

If I get a bad review (one I legit. deserved) or get called out for something dumb that I did, then yes, asking my boss for advice on how to improve/make reparations is a good idea - I like being gainfully employed after…

This was my exact reaction. I have to stop thinking, “No, even Trump’s campaign wouldn’t do something like that. Jez is just having me on. It’s a joke.” and then...nope. No joke. It’s real—tiny plastic fetus in every gift bag.

Reminds me of the scene in Stephen King’s, IT, where the characters all go to a Chinese…