I’ve been married twice - the first time, me and the ex ended up with a lot of stuff neither of us needed or wanted as wedding gifts. We sent thank you notes, because it was nice of our guests to go to the trouble and expense, but we also felt horribly guilty when several of those gifts just sat around collecting dust…

I think that’s why part of his face is obscured by cigarette smoke - Bensimon must have said said, “It’ll make you look super cool. So Money. Much sexy.” and he was relieved when Biglari bought that line of reasoning and blew out a plume of smoke that meant less work for Bensimon in Photoshopping out the sheer amount…

Squee!! I will buy this and read the hell out of it. Margaret Atwood is fantastic. :D

I kind of want those Devil calling cards - those are great. We need to revive this custom of leaving cards so I can get those and use them.

Seems to me that all Palombo is raising awareness of is his own work and abilities with Photoshop.

If I had given the matter 15 or 20 seconds worth of thought I would have rephrased and qualified in some way. I’m not stupid, and I know that generalizations always get you into trouble.

If the house my parents are in now stays in the family, I’d like to be laid out in the parlour for a couple of days so people can come and say goodbye (or “fuck you” - I’m sure there are a few folks who aren’t crazy about me). And then I’d like a green burial (no embalming, a simple shroud), and if possible, I’d like…

That’s exactly what I thought, but no, this is real. And I bet there are a lot of people who will buy it, too.

So, do they think that a hymen is like the foil seal on a yoghurt container?

“cockscabs” - I love it. I am using this every chance I get.

Yup! If I can figure how to do it right, I’m just going to start sticking a straw straight into Cuties and use them as all natural juice boxes.

I made a similar mistake with cows once (I mentioned thinking a fuzzy baby cow was cute) and got so much cow-covered crap for the next 5 years... Guh.

I’m looking after my sister’s dog and her cat while she’s on holiday. I prefer dogs in general because they are more fun for me personally, but cats can be pretty cool, too. My sister refers to her cat, Hunter, with great affection as a “furry little jerk” and “an asshole with drama queen tendencies”.

Also on #teamhoneycrisp. They are, hands down, my favourite apple.

Maybe they could change it to Polite Nod of Recognition cam.

Wow. I used to work at an A&P and saw two ladies get into a punchup over the last jar of peanut butter that was on sale, and I thought that was bad. This is way worse!

My parents pulled this over a plate of liver and onions that made me gag I disliked it so much. I was 7 or so, and I sat at the table from 5 pm until 8 pm or so, and had it put right back in front of me for breakfast. I didn’t eat anything for nearly 16 hours before I started getting really weird from not eating (low…

I wonder if the “weed is evil” crowd will start showing Reefer Madness as an educational film now.

I share this dream. :D

My parents put spa pool steps (covered in yoga mat material to make them extra non-slip and grippy) beside the bed for the dogs so they won’t get injured jumping on and off the bed. They LOVE being on the bed to hang out and snuggle.