Thanks! I was an imbecile at that age, but I sure as hell knew enough to know that was all kinds of wrong.

BRB. Showering in gasoline and fire.

Yeah, we had one when I was in grade eight - I caught him alone with a fellow classmate (a girl who had a HUGE crush on him). She was sitting at a desk, and he was sitting on the desk in front of her facing her and he reached out, caressed her cheek and tucked her hair behind her ear.

I send flowers just because to my mum, sister, and various friends just because - no one has ever said they wish I wouldn’t. Sure, they’re not practical at all, but they’re pretty and smell nice.

Ha ha!! My parents usually said stuff like, “Yep! But, don’t say “shits” in front of your Grandmother - it’s vulgar.”

Yeah, there’s nothing sexy about that picture - she’s a cute kid who’s probably seen that pose on magazines lying around the house, billboards, cartoons... hell, maybe she’s seen her Mum on magazines doing that same pose. It’s just a copycat thing and all kids do it. I mean, how else could I have learned to flip…

If it was something the management company put up, I hope the person responsible gets sacked.

I’d say your sister was pretty much spot on, really. :D

But - their love was the truest, purest thing the world has ever known! If those two crazy kids couldn’t make it, what chance do the rest of us have?

I sort of get why people say, “Fill your kid full of Benadryl on the flight.” because it sucks when the plane seems full of super cranky kids with sore ears. But I also want to say these people, “If you know kids bother you that much, why don’t YOU chug a couple bottles of Benadryl? That way, you won’t be bothered by…

“Most are just plain fun - except this controversial guy, he’ll really make you question the important things like, “How much rug is needed to wrap a woman’s body in?” and, “What’s the SOP for degrading and murdering a woman?”

These stories are horrifying - why aren’t all of you writing these comments from prison after killing the doucheholes who wrecked your day?

I just tried reading Amy Poehler’s “Yes Please” and I stopped reading after about 20 pages. I like watching her on TV, but reading her memoir-ish book was kind of painful. The only one I can recall reading that I liked at all was Tina Fey’s.

I still wear shorts under my skirts - it’s just safer. I hate having to worry some asshole is taking pictures under my clothes without my knowledge or consent and might get away with it. I just want to take transit or stand in line somewhere without worrying about that shit.

I guess it depends on the brand? I have good luck finding cheap brand name stuff there, so not too watery. But yeah, some of it really is.

I am doing this whole walking around in public thing all wrong. Are there any sort of flaunting lessons available to us lesser beings?

I’ll bring pizza - extra cheese and lots of bacon! And I will use LP dresses as napkins.

• Dish soap (unless you want biodegradable stuff)
  

Lotus root tempura is awesome. :D

Diplomacy doesn’t work with pushy people anyway - they never seem to get the hint. Bluntness with those people is the only way to go.