I live in Canada, and the Morgentaler clinic where I had mine usually had protesters out front with pictures of aborted fetuses and shouting things like , "Jesus loves you!" but there was no one out there the day I went in for mine. The clinic was concerned though and asked me if I'd been harassed in any way or made…

What a cheap and shitty method for drawing attention to your business. It's not satire, it's not funny, and if I ever move back to the Toronto area, I'd be sure to avoid these asshats.

And on the counter dish racks, too!

They sound typical in that they say something that almost sounds really quite mature and interesting, and then blow it by saying something stupid, pretentious and ridiculous. I wasn't a whole lot better at that age (though, I was a whole lot less rich and pampered).

I never thought about this and I have no idea how I missed it. I was just pleased to see they didn't have kids named Quinoa and Gelatin or something equally ridiculous.

My number is still under ten, but I wish I had been more open when I was younger to more sex just for fun - because sex really is fun.

I got a few hours of game time in about 2 hours after the launch, but haven't been able to log in at all since. I was surprised I got in at all - I was fully expecting to wait about a week after launch for things to settle a bit and for issues to be ironed out.

I don't loan out my games, movies, or books to certain friends any more for the same reason. I loaned it in perfect condition - but I have got back discs that were useless (except as coasters) and books with broken spines that appeared to have been put through a blender. Arrgghh.

I like the new models for the most part (though, not really keen on the human faces) - and I love that my night elf looks less vapid now. I just wish Blizz would remove the pointless bounce animation for night elf females that, IMHO, serves no other purpose than to make the viewer say, "BOOBIES!".

You are a good travel buddy! I also hate schedules and prefer to vacation with self-amusing people for the times when you want to do different things.

That looks horrifyingly bad. Despite that, I suddenly miss the poutine food truck on the Ottawa University campus. Those people were damn generous with the squeaky cheese and gravy.

I'd try it - how bad could it be?

I obviously need my eyes checked, I though you said, "Eva Mendes is releasing a line of bridesmaid cheeses..." and worse than my reading skills was my total lack of surprise that there could be celebrity cheese.

I used to clean hotel rooms - and people were bad enough in terms of the disgusting messes they'd leave behind. I can't imagine cleaning up after two adults, three kids, 17 cats and one dog.

I regret looking at some of the links I've found about Blanc. Pictures of him with his hand wrapped around women's throats, the vile slogans on clothing he poses with.... The whole thing makes me feel physically sick.

That's exactly what I thought too.

I'd totally buy a box of hunted truths - bits of paper with arrow and bullet holes in them, and pithy bits of wisdom about how not to end up like the bits of paper yourself.

I guess I need to crawl out from under my rock - I didn't know that Kim Kardashian got famous because of a sex tape. It felt like I just woke up one day, and there were Kardashians in the news.

Best. Reply. Ever. (Dickens FTW!)

The first catcall I remember happened on my first date in a small town in Ontario. We were walking back to his car after a movie, and some jackass driving by leaned out of his car window and yelled, "Fuck her, buddy, I did!"