My guess is because there’s two of them and one of him? Maybe don’t want the other being jealous is all I can think of.

For a minute there I thought I was stuck in some kind of looper thingy, then I found this;

Lol what? Go watch some old footage, Maravich or Earl the Peal for starters. There has absolutely been improvement in physical condition of the players, technical skill is a huge reach here.

This is the part where I point out that there is a 100% chance that his toddler fucker will have employment as a pro athlete and Colin Kaepernick will not.

Nick, you really buried the lead here. The story really isn’t about Dantonio, Jones-Day report or the trustee. The story is about how a player who was a whistleblower in one alleged assault involving a female friend, turned out to assault another woman on campus months later! WHAT is going on?!

Tim, I don’t know what you are talking about. Hawk brought up three different times Yaz hit one of the D-rings at the Trop on similar plays and they were all rightly called home runs...

“Michigan is as recognized academically”

If I were half as good as LeBron, I’d be at least twice as sassy.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Older homes (before the 50's maybe?) used clay (aka terra cotta) pipes pretty much exclusively for buried sewage. Any time you hear about folks having ‘roots in their pipes’ it’s likely an older house and the fucking dinnerware pipes have cracked and let in roots which of course means raw human sewage is just seeping…

J.R. Smith to reporters: “You tryin’ to hit the pipe?”

Say no more, mon amour!

Rex: [looks at one woman’s toes] “Are we in Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”

“You know what I like.”

As an alum I’m.....proud?

We recommend heading down to the children’s hospital to find a trio of cancer victims to exploit.

Wait Get out. Actual criminal charges being brought against these guys? Not an article about some toothless Title IX committee trying to figure out why coaches didn’t stop other adults from committing sexual assaults at off-campus after-hours parties? Actual charges against the criminals, instead of a slow burning…

I had some help from one of my foodie roommates

Yes.

My proudest/most shameful example isn’t technically from my teen years, but nevertheless...