As a teenager? You properly cooked a real turkey? Impressive.

Is it just me or do the lawyers who represented him sound pretty fucking apathetic?

LeBron had 4 fouls at the HALF?? How hard is it to get him 2 more Boston? You had 2o minutes!

I’m not bitter, I’ve been pulling for the Preds since they drew Chicago. As far as objective goes, I dunno what to tell you. I’m not seeing what you’re seeing. But it’s a hell of team regardless, and I hope they can keep it up .

This is an eminently reasonable take, I agree with everything you said. I hope you’ll be celebrating a Stanley Cup two or three weeks from now.

Buddy, I’ve been following your team all playoffs. I’ve watched just about all their games. I’ve been greatly enjoying them, and I think their fans are perfectly fine. It’s just not the fucking Thunderdome everyone makes it out to be. It’s ok if they’re not the most hockey-literate group in the world! They’re having…

Watch the clip. They’re cheering line changes, getting to loose pucks, etc.

I was using that as an example of how Nashville fans-who I am perfectly fine with, and I applaud for showing up and being enthusiastic-just don’t really know what’s going on and when to cheer. Did you watch the game? Have you ever heard a more half-hearted booing of a ref for not overturning a goal after they reviewed…

See, this is just ridiculous. It’s a very fun team. The city is doing a great job getting behind them. Everyone is enjoying themselves. I’m enjoying them! But c’mon man. It sounds like a quiet shopping mall during the majority of the game. I just watched the clips Barry posted from the Pens game last night, contrast…

Great slow trot as well. Excellent form.

Worth noting that HE NEVER SAID IT WAS! I don’t think it’s such a great move by the author to speculate that it’s the money, especially if it’s such a reasonable payment like you explained. I can see him easily being just as upset if he felt the team was ungracious or resentful about him leaving, etc.

I needed the laugh that one provided. Many of these are legitimately frightening.

I’m reading it in JB Smoove’s voice now. Actually works really, really well with the quotes.

Apparently Jayson Werth is not providing enough veteran leadership to this team. Disappointing.

Joravsky’s work is phenomal. Great coverage of complex privatization and TIF issues. Guy is worth so much more than that. I’ll chip in towards a raise.

This is the best Deadspin joke. Can’t believe it’s less than 2 years old, feel like it’s been around forever.

These sentences should’ve gone next to each other. This was not a team that should be relying so heavily on so few guys, considering that they weren’t really in contention and they’re trying to develop a lot of young guys. Really alarming that Thibs is still running his stars into the ground like this.

This is all good stuff...but you guys know we have programs that can produce charts and graphs and other visuals, right?

I can’t stop watching this. But title says Part 2, and they mention in the dialogue at the beginning that it’s a sequel. Do we know where Part 1 is? Can you ask your tipster? I can’t find it on YouTube.

How is this trip still going on? Do they not have finals?