Sent out a link of the same thing just a bit after you without seeing this thread. Good choice!

Easily the best suggestion in this thread. Long live the wagons.

I aprove.

My mom said her parents pulled that trick on her once. She was looking all over the parking lot for her dad’s car until she saw her parents sitting in a brand new International Harvester Scout (Papa is awesome) smiling at her.

At a mere 14 months old, he’s already buzzed to be driving a wagon. Jalop in the making.

Wheres the snowpiercer reference when you need it?

Things don’t look good for FCA in particular. The company recently killed off two mid-sized sedans—the Chrysler 200 and the Dodge Dart—and seem to be focusing on selling large trucks and SUVs.

Is that Cole Trickle and Rowdy Burns?

Ba Da Ba Da Da I’m Gonna Quit...

I would be salty too if I drove a Chrysler.

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

Used to work next to a dog grooming place. One day as I left work I saw several people wandering around; turns out there’d been a jailbreak and at least one dog was, last I heard, never found again.

This guy should be the Bill Nye of the new generation

Reminds me of the john dillinger quote:

The surgery itself was a success but later he died.

More like.

From there its just a bad comedy bit haha...