Sent out a link of the same thing just a bit after you without seeing this thread. Good choice!

Easily the best suggestion in this thread. Long live the wagons.

I aprove.

My mom said her parents pulled that trick on her once. She was looking all over the parking lot for her dad’s car until she saw her parents sitting in a brand new International Harvester Scout (Papa is awesome) smiling at her.

At a mere 14 months old, he’s already buzzed to be driving a wagon. Jalop in the making.

Wheres the snowpiercer reference when you need it?

Things don’t look good for FCA in particular. The company recently killed off two mid-sized sedans—the Chrysler 200 and the Dodge Dart—and seem to be focusing on selling large trucks and SUVs.

Is that Cole Trickle and Rowdy Burns?

I would be salty too if I drove a Chrysler.

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

Used to work next to a dog grooming place. One day as I left work I saw several people wandering around; turns out there’d been a jailbreak and at least one dog was, last I heard, never found again.

This guy should be the Bill Nye of the new generation

Reminds me of the john dillinger quote:

The surgery itself was a success but later he died.

More like.

From there its just a bad comedy bit haha...

“ok, but ma’am, at least we fixed that non-start issue you dropped it off for...”