I’d say most 6CYL pony cars.

Everyone I know that drives these things is usually a bit more on the Napoleonic side of things. That's a face punching for different reasons.

There was a dealer here is Dallas (he has many dealerships) that would have his great dane with him in his ads. The dog’s name was Wide Track. Pissed me off every time.

That campaign was from a time where GM marketing was in “throwback” mode. same time period had them running the “Not your father’s Oldsmobile” series; so the “Wider is Better” was a nod back to the original Wide-Track Pontiacs of 1959, which actually were wider than the other B-Body cars.

Wider is Better Pontiac Mid to late 90’s

Exact same situation, except replace “shit the motor” with stolen... I then bought a 2012 Subaru Legacy from my grandmother at a good price... It’s been 3 months and I am so ready to get rid of it.

Ariel Atom

Some say he invented road head.........while driving alone

To run errands for you. Think about, you could send it through the drive through to pick up food, prescriptions even liquor stores. Anywhere with a drive through and a credit card reader a robot driver could handle.

Speed Racer for realz

I like that. Craptastic!

Some say as punishment for a fracas last year he has been banished to the second level of automotive hell, an automatic beige Toyota Camry...

A salvage title Suziki! Oh, wow! I haven't laughed that hard in months!

This is precisely the type of car that LeMons is all about. It's beautiful.

did someone say LeMons?

That’s a very reasonably priced racing car!

This bad boy, says parts car or driver

Exhibit A: Patrick George and the Camaro.

That's probably true and Corvettes stopped being pretty after 67