Speed Racer for realz

I like that. Craptastic!

Some say as punishment for a fracas last year he has been banished to the second level of automotive hell, an automatic beige Toyota Camry...

A salvage title Suziki! Oh, wow! I haven't laughed that hard in months!

This is precisely the type of car that LeMons is all about. It's beautiful.

did someone say LeMons?

That’s a very reasonably priced racing car!

This bad boy, says parts car or driver

Exhibit A: Patrick George and the Camaro.

That's probably true and Corvettes stopped being pretty after 67

Not even 16 year old me liked the look of these things...

I'm going to have to disagree with Enzo on "the most beautiful car ever made" XKE. It looks like it belongs in a Dr. Seuss book. It has beautiful components but together it doesn't work.

Bugatti Veyron. Show it to pretty much any “regular” person and they’ll be all, “ooh, how cool!” But if you take a good look at it it’s actually kind of grotesque looking.

The Sailor Jerry one looked pretty miserable too.

Winner right here. That thing can do some EPIC burnouts.

Besides the aftermarket headlights, add a light bar behind the grille for future wooded area driving.

Having recently acquired a very gently used version of its little brother (SLK), I highly recommend it. You can't beat a car that almost makes you look forward to your commute. Almost.

Preparing for the transformation to Jennifer?